Can't we just all go back to the "environmental disaster" claims? It's much easier and more fun than the study of the earth and how it protects itself.
that nutty Leeuwenhoek guy may have been on to something:
“Myriad Monsters Confirmed in Water Droplets “
The discoverer of the watery menagerie seems to take such doubt in stride. “I can’t wonder at it, since ‘tis difficult to comprehend such things without getting a sight of ‘em,” Leeuwenhoek replied. With the next account of his miniature world, he provided testimonials from eight eyewitnesses, including three pastors and a notary public.
-November 1677