[The Comedian]

Well, with all of them in one spot like that, a single nuke-tipped Tomahawk would do a world of good.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[PhilDragoo]

Well, with all of them in one spot like that, a single nuke-tipped Tomahawk would do a world of good.

Beer Crinton converted them to conventional for what Jay Leno dubbed "Operation Blow Monica Off The Front Page."