Reminds me of Dennis Miller’s, “The Founding Fathers? Don’t try and tell me about the Founding Fathers. Do you think the Founding Fathers would put up with ANY of the sh!t that’s going on in this country today? These cats pulled out muskets and started blowing peoples heads off over a little tax on a breakfast beverage........AND IT WASN’T EVEN COFFEE! Imagine if someone had screwed with their espressos: they would have conquered the Earth.”
Thanks for the reminder! I love Dennis Miller.