Why not move to Somalia?
Several years ago I was traveling with between Hermosillo and a couple of the copper mines with a Mexican Engineer. We were running late getting back to Hermosillo and it was freaking my Mexican Friend out big time. He was concerned that the “Federales” would have a roadblock and if we didn't have a payoff, they have been known to just shoot Nationals and Gringos traveling together.
Needless to say I was happy to get back to town and swore that was my last Tech Sales call in Mexico.