[The Comedian]

This makes me ill.

WND, although not the most reliable news source, has carried the BC torch. Ann is the most acerbic woman in all of conservativedom.

This public divorce is grotesque.

Everyone is such an emotional *child*.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Hunton Peck]

I’m beginning to think it’s a co-ordinated dog-and-pony show to get them both more attention.