[OldPossum]

Boyechko, in his mid-80s, then grabbed a handgun and confronted the would-be burglar and fired twice, striking him in the abdomen and the groin.

In the groin? That must have smarted.

[Kenny Bunk]

In the groin? That must have smarted.

Boycheko is a humanitarian. He just wanted to prevent genetic damage for future generations, not kill the anus. "Ain't gonna be no breedin' in that family."