[Charles Martel]

For an overhead airburst single malt scotch is definitely better.

Indeed, I have some weapons-grade Laphroig around here somewhere.

[353FMG]

Oh geez, I feel that typically earthy peatsmoke from the Scottish islands crawling up my nose. Let the airbursts commence.

I hope you’re not the kind of guy that adds water to it?

[anguish]

Indeed, I have some weapons-grade Laphroig around here somewhere

I'm afraid I will have to confiscate that since it clearly violates at least a dozen arms treaties. And do not worry, I have an excellent facility for the destruction of said weapons-grade liquids (my liver).