A friend send me this little piece of (barely) satire:
My Building Permit:
I recently applied for a building permit for my new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City laughed and told me to go to h_ _ _. I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
Work starts on Monday
You omitted the basement for storage of WMD’s and laundered money.
No matter where they decide to plant the place, when it is chosen, some New Yorker should bring a Sow Pig and stake it in the middle of the plot!