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To: Justaham
Here's my idea of a compromise. Don't build it and someone won't burn it down.

A friend send me this little piece of (barely) satire:

My Building Permit:
I recently applied for a building permit for my new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City laughed and told me to go to h_ _ _. I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
Work starts on Monday

38 posted on 08/19/2010 6:59:33 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there.)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

You omitted the basement for storage of WMD’s and laundered money.


42 posted on 08/19/2010 7:01:50 PM PDT by historyrepeatz
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To: ChildOfThe60s

No matter where they decide to plant the place, when it is chosen, some New Yorker should bring a Sow Pig and stake it in the middle of the plot!


94 posted on 08/19/2010 8:02:01 PM PDT by chooseascreennamepat (Reid: Why, oh why, are they picking on me?)
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