Ayatollah Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn’t get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head. Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn’t leave, so the farmer explained to him, “Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of horses.” Obama angrily replied, “Hey, are you saying that I’m a horse’s ass?” The farmer answered, “No Sir, Mister Ayatollah. I would never call someone a horse’s ass. It’s hard to fool them flies though.”
I wonder why flys keep landing on his face. Maybe they think he’s a hamburger? No .... that can’t be it .... maybe flys are attracted to cigarette smoke? Hmmmm ... I don’t know. What are flys attracted to? Hmmmm ... I’ll have to think about it some more. Maybe I’ll be able to come up with something that makes sense.