I desire to marry my pet porcupine, but even my closest friends warn me it is a prickly situation....
“I desire to marry my pet porcupine, but even my closest friends warn me it is a prickly situation....”
Very funny. However, the porcupine is not capable of true reason and therefore cannot make an informed decision. This is plainly clear because if the porcupine could, he (or she) would certainly not marry someone so obviously sophomoric.