Anyone that slaps a baby in the face on my flight is going to wake up in the ER wondering why they can’t feel their arms and legs.
When it comes to little kids, I will not hesitate to impose my own narrow code of personal morality on anyone.
“Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?”
Well, yeah, I got a question: If quadriplegia seems to you to be a just and Christian punishment for a slap in the face, why didn’t you include “Jerk” in your list?