[wideawake]

Um, I believe the legitimacy of the science behind their complaint was incontrovertibly proven in the Eddie Murphy vehicle The Distinguished Gentleman.

[DBrow]

Gibson’s Signs discussed the efficacy of the AFDB in warding off mental invasions.

Maybe we should divide the class into 3. A control group, a crystal group, and an AFDB group.

And what if the WiFi is interfering with the union teacher’s minds?