[The Comedian]

If we had high speed rail we could stop funding the foreign salt barrons as we reach peak salt.

Obamacare will outlaw salt in favor of low-sodium salt-style products approved by Mother Obama and the Progressive Anti-Salt League.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[cripplecreek]