Wow!
ROFLOL!!
I hope you know I was just playing along. Maybe I should have included a smiley or something. A sarcasm tag doesn’t seem to work for a post where you are just joking around.
I can’t stand to hear people use the word “ain’t”. My husband uses horrible grammar just to irritate me. I tell him he can use all the bad grammar he wants after I am finished teaching the English language to my children. They pick up bad habits from their daddy.