This administration has gone to great lengths to support a myth using brand new documentation of questinable origins. As far as original, 1961, doctor-signed documentation ... even harder to find than a Sasquatch corpse.
This is the country in which a light-in-the-loafers commie kid from Kenya should be able to follow his dream and take the top job in the land. Never forget, edge, that Muslims and Marxists are just people, and if you talk openly and honestly with them, that dialogue between friends will win us a lot more than your harsh attitude.
Try it. They will let you live at least long enough to tell them where you hid the stuff that they want. And I really do not appreciate your comparison of Michelle, Ma Belle, the First Lady of this Great Land of Ours, to a Sasquatch.