[Kenny Bunk]

Say, upchuck, I hate to be a snob about fake ID, but I doubt the SC product can match the quality of the superb fakes on sale in MacArthur Park in LA.

Furthermore, if it is one's first day as an illegal, one can RENT fake ID in LA to get started. You know, buy a home with Federal Assistance, get a Drivers License, and make some money during that tense and awkward period while waiting for the birth of the Anchor Baby?

It takes the Post Office weeks to deliver a passport. MacArthur Park? Same day service.

[upchuck]

Hmmm... perhaps we need to have a Fake ID Showdown to resolve this once and for all. We could prolly get some guys from ICE to be the judges. :-)