I'm sorry. I thought perhaps you were a serious person, and had asked me a serious question. My error. You, and Walter Mitty, and the rest, can can go play make believe Grand Jury, or play make believe litigation with Orly Taitz, or plead your case with the Justice League:
Give my regards to Wonder Woman. Perhaps you can have her put her golden lasso around BO, and make him tell the truth.
Meanwhile, Freepers who want to do something constructive, and and not play make believe, will work in the upcoming election.