Mother calls police to topless sunbather 'troubling' her boys

The Daily Telegraph ^ | August 11, 2010 | Nick Pisa

[SnakeDoctor]

>> "Let's be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest. This may well have attracted the attention of the women's two sons but it should not lead to my client being convicted. She is amazed that she is being condemned for simply sunbathing topless."

That's an actual quote from the girl's lawyer. Must've been quite a show.

They're real ... and they're spectacular!

SnakeDoc

[Mr. K]

I’m troubled that more of us aren’t troubled by that too

[Nonstatist]

It's an outrage !!

[Mr. K]

Nipple is my favorite fruit

[pnh102]

Those boys are lucky. Most topless female beachgoers in Europe tend to be... shudder... elderly.

[Leisler]

"What the hell's going on here? Doesn't anyone know the rules anymore? Give me that phone...where's the moderator?"

[DCPatriot]

[Mr. K]

Just how ample are we talking about here?

Like this?

[DCPatriot]

[fieldmarshaldj]

And to think he made it all the way to the Senate...

[Texas Songwriter]

That is egregious,...outrageous,....preposterous!

[SWAMPSNIPER]

“Troubled”?

[fieldmarshaldj]

All the blood rushing away from their heads must’ve made the boys woozy.

[keat]

I think I just discovered the source of their trouble.

[AmusedBystander]

The boys must be named Rod and Todd.

[Ouderkirk]

The boys probably got a hard-on, and the mother was concerned about what exactly?

I’d be pleased as punch to have independent confirmation that my sons weren’t homo’s.

Since the women’s libtards pressed for the ability to sunbath topless in public places who the hell is this mother to complain about the way another woman applies suntan lotion. Besides, if she’s topless on a public beach, and presumably the only one (or a significant minority) who is topless, she’s a bit of an exhibitionist anyway, so the titillating manner of application is inevitable to attract attention.

[Leisler]

Origional article, with a pictureShe was too sensual as he smeared sunscreen topless, Luisa DB, Roman 26 years, leading a fourth and works as a salesgirl in a clothing shop in Via del Corso, yesterday morning was sunbathing topless on a stretch of beach between Lavinio and Anzio, on the Roman coast . The girl, when she was smearing the sunscreen even on the breast, has suffered verbal aggression of a mother who was herself on the beach with his two sons 12 and 14 years. Recounting the incident, in a note, is the lawyer Gianluca Arrighi, dall'avvenente committed to take charge of his defense. The girl, allegedly lady was "disturbed" the serenity of his children, his mother surprised while watching very closely the activities of Miss intent to slather sunscreen on her breast. The lady asked the girl to "recompose" and the refusal of the young to put the above piece bikini, took her two children and went to the police where she reported Luisa DB for indecent exposure offense. The girl was then identified by the police receiving a notice of guarantee. "In the face of a formal complaint, the inclusion of my assisted under investigation is a necessary act. However sunbathing topless on the beach can hardly be considered improper conduct nor can incorporate the crime of indecent exposure on the smear within the sunscreen. Much Ado About Nothing - concluded the criminal - it will work in a soap bubble. "

[Tax-chick]

That is a truly opaque translation.

The girl, allegedly lady was "disturbed" the serenity of his children ...

Indeed.

[al baby]

Checking into the motel the other day, I said to the lady at the desk...

“I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.”

“No,” she said, “it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.”

[bunkerhill7]

When her Moons
hit their eyes,
Like 2 bigga pizzaaa pies,
That`s a lotta Amore!