lol. SCTV with John Candy as Yorgi if I recall
Narrator: If there was someone in your family who was no good...
Chorus: Uzbeks.
Narrator: Someone who embarrassed you...
Chorus: Uzbeks.
Narrator: Someone who constantly took but never gave...
Chorus: Uzbeks.
Narrator: If there was someone like that in your family...
Chorus: Uzbeks.
Narrator: You would do something, wouldn’t you? Mother Russia has someone like that in her family.
Chorus: Uzbeks.
Narrator: But she can’t do something about it without your help. Experience has taught us not to make martyrs of our enemies, so: Leave them alone.
Chorus: Uzbeks.
Narrator: Don’t give them money or matches.
Chorus: Uzbeks.
Title Card: Mother Russia Cares
Narrator: And don’t encourage them to gamble and drink. Uzbeks. They are the weak link in the great chain of Socialism.