[Signalman]

NEIGHBRHD EMPLOYMENT ANALYST $82,726.56

Hmm, I wonder what exactly a neighborhood employment analyst does.

"Excuse me sir, are you employed?"

"No".

"OK, that's one no" (checks the "no column on clipboard).

Pardon me ma'am, are you employed?"

"Yes"

All right, that's one yes". (checks the "yes" column on clipboard).

[dragnet2]

TREE SURGEON —— $57,858.48