Why not just go alphabetical each year like they do hurricanes. The Aardvark act of 2010. The Bear act of 2010. The Cat act of 2010. Etc.
The freedom of Aardvark choice and recovery act of 2010
I'm surprised they just haven't started using pictographs.
Okay. THAT made me laugh!
The Anal Penetration Act of 2010
The Butt-twisting Screw act of 2011
The Circumcision With a Dull Butter Knife Act of 2012
One might think from reading these names that I have a fixation on the concept of being an unwilling participant in painful, forced sexual acts by a third party.
Given this government of ours and how we are being treated, I cannot deny it.