LOL. I used to do some work for commuter rail lines and stuff like this would happen from time to time. Every once in a while, conductors—some of whom got loaded drinking on the job—would use the intercoms for drunken, profanity-laced rants. There was even a case where one guy got so loaded he stripped down and ran through the train. And, of course, the reason we learned about it was because the conductor was arguing that he shouldn’t be fired for it.
LOL...how come Willie Green never tells us these stories?