[Le Chien Rouge]

The top Majors many will receive to ‘improve’ grad. rates:

1) African-American studies
2) Women’s studies
3) Art History
4) American Studies
5) Music Therapy
6) Communications
7) Dance
8) Leisure Studies
9) Poetry
10) Physical Education

[crusty old prospector]

You forgot Gay, Lesbian, and Transgendered Studies. Let’s just call them the Perverse Sciences.

[BobP]

...The top Majors many will receive to ‘improve’ grad. rates:

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Basket weaving

Physical ed

Finger painting

Sure to make a great Dean's-list grad!