[mikrofon]

“Alas, poor Eldrick!

“I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite earning power, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne Golf on his back a thousand times, and now how abhorr’d in its imagination he is!”

[chickadee]

très excellent

[PJ-Comix]

I see "The Curse of Eldrick" as the first Golf opera. Those whom the Golf gods make mighty, they must destroy.

Paging Andrew Lloyd Webber!