The Kenyan and the Wookie will be vacationing in Martha’s Vineyard from August 19th - August 29th. I’m sure the media will be given their marching orders in advance of the next vacation.
I heard it was even more exclusive Nantucket this yeat. The Vineyard is so 2009.
The media’s marching orders will include heavy coverage of the Zero family’s pilgrimage to the Swimmer’s former home to pay homage to his greatness.