[Right Wing Assault]

"Furthermore," adds Brooklyn's Tommy Mitchell, "what if one of those 'fans' gave birth? Not only couldn't you eject them, you'd have to provide another free seat."

Oh, not just another free seat. Free lifetime season passes for the kid and the family.

[Jabba the Nutt]

Ah, misplaced priorities perhaps?

Checking papers of people entering stadium for Sun's games = Important.

Checking papers of people breaking into the United States = racist.

I wished I could be so enlightened as the owner of the Suns, life would be so simple. But I'm an unwashed, unenlightened, racist, bigot, homophobe, tea-bagging neanderthal.