[mkjessup]

Phone Ringing [***BRRRRRRING***]

"Mr Adnan Shukrijumah?"

Shukrijumah: "Yes?"

"This is Barack Obama, congratulations on your promotion."

Shukrijumah: "What?"

"That's right, congratulations my brother. I'm working on destroying America from the inside, you work on destroying it from the outside, fair enough?"

Shukrijumah: "Allah AKBAR!"

"Same to you Adnan, same to you."

[Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!]

But Obama is so personable and cool on THE VIEW you would NEVER even guess. < / sarcasm >