I am pissed. I am just an American. Why can I not be a X-American? I think I will name myself a Tiger Woods-American, he has many races in his blood, plus he likes good looking loose women and money. His choices are sometimes bad, sometimes very bad, he loses money that he should not have lost if he were just an American, he has a mansion in Hawaii, a huge yacht, a house near Disney World, all things I want and identify with... I am a Tiger Woods-American.
I am an Ollie North fan. I think "I'm a North-American" on shirts and hats would sell like all-you-can-drink-refill beer steins at Sturgis. That idea is so smart it must be twenty years old.