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To: svcw
Really how do these new procedures guarantee blood? 

I'm guessing that the smarter Muslim women (but those who still aren't smart enough to run away from their sick, Neanderthal families and marry a proper, upstanding infidel) will have a small vial of cow or sheep's blood that they got from a sympathetic butcher in their overnight bag on their wedding night.  A quick dash to the restroom after 'the deed' and voila! The 'evidence' of her virginity will be made clear.

18 posted on 07/29/2010 7:21:55 PM PDT by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: Stoat

Gross and probably true.


20 posted on 07/29/2010 7:23:22 PM PDT by svcw (Real faith is always increased by opposition, false confidence is damaged & discouraged by it)
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To: Stoat

Pro Wrestlers used to use little capsules of chicken blood.


32 posted on 07/29/2010 8:29:19 PM PDT by oyez (The difference in genius and stupidity is that genius has it limits.)
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