Roasted delta smelt sandwiches with snail garter sauce. The main course could be medallions of braized polar bear.
The only reason they were “endangered” was the supposed global warming, and people thought a bear that spends so much time in the water it is called a marine mammal was going to drown because the ice under it was supposedly melting!
This is truly Bizarro World. If someone in nuclear physics e-mailed another physicist and said they used a “trick” to “hide the decline” in radioisotope decay, would you STILL trust their calculations?
Fake but accurate! It isn't just Dan Rather these days!