Wow. I guess I just don't "think outside the box" enough. See, I would've spent "crime prevention" funds on, well, trying to prevent crime, not prevent boredom in 5 year olds. Why do any of these fools still have jobs? If I did something this stupid and un-ethical at work I would be escorted out, my badge confiscated, and un-employed just as fast as the paperwork could be pushed through HR.
I don’t think they have been outrageous enough yet. Maybe they should pick up the tab for the Clinton wedding party?
It was Bill Clinton that brought us midnight basketball as a crime fighting measure.