Mitt Romney, you’re our only hope

Boston Herald ^ | 7/29/10 | Margery Eagan

[pissant]

So Mitt Romney - the venture capitalist guru who never sweats - leads all Republicans in a new Zogby poll that has him within striking distance of Obama, 45-43.

Can anyone be surprised? The economy’s a mess. We’re basket cases over keeping jobs and homes. Obama’s reduced to courting Whoopi and Barbara Walters today on “The View,” hoping a cozy chat will reassure the wives of independents and/or Tea Party sympathizers who’ve abandoned the president in droves.

Close your eyes. Envision, for a second, the best known GOP contenders: Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul. On the Ward Cleaver Reassurance Scale, none comes anywhere close to impeccable and unflappable Mitt with his crisp Power Point efficiency, his broad shoulders, his Vanilla Cokes, his beatific wife, and all those strapping sons with Talbots wives and Pottery Barn kids.

[Vermont Lt]

Please, GOD, no! I could not stand having this poser as President. Marginally better than the Kenyan we have now.

[EternalVigilance]

Romney, who made his fortune doing leveraged buyouts, has already bought out the RNC and its satellite organizations.

The only question left is whether or not they will stay bought.

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

The headline made me throw up in my mouth a little. Ugh.

[greyfoxx39]

Also, if Romney took viagra he would turn into a statue.

[Vendome]

Very clever LOL