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Man Swallows 85 Condoms of Cocaine to Smuggle to France
The Beaumont Enterprise ^
| 7/27/10
| Unknown
Posted on 07/27/2010 6:55:53 AM PDT by BnBlFlag
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Just Damn!
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posted on
07/27/2010 6:55:54 AM PDT
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BnBlFlag
To: BnBlFlag
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posted on
07/27/2010 6:58:33 AM PDT
by
SF_Redux
To: BnBlFlag
Imagine sitting down to a hearty plateful of 85 coke-stuffed condoms. That would trip my don’t-do-this switch so fast...
To: BnBlFlag
...I like to watch “Locked Up Abroad”...they do a good job setting up the tension involved passing thru the airport.
To: SF_Redux
“should have corked him”
He may have corked himself. It’s a long way from Houston to France! Cab you imagine having to “re-swallow” the condoms? LOL!!!
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posted on
07/27/2010 7:06:46 AM PDT
by
BnBlFlag
(Deo Vindice/Semper Fidelis "Ya gotta saddle up your boys; Ya gotta draw a hard line")
To: BnBlFlag
The 42-year-old citizen of the African nation of Togo gave up 2.2 pounds of his illicit cargo while sitting on a special no-flow toilet under the eyes of federal agents and doctors at a local hospital. I'll bet that was fun to watch. Talk about a sh**ty assignment.
In another news story, police are baffled by the drop of the cost of cocaine on the streets. "Even I can afford it now," one long time veteran of the force said.
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posted on
07/27/2010 7:07:21 AM PDT
by
Do Be
(The heart is smarter than the head.)
To: BnBlFlag
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posted on
07/27/2010 7:08:04 AM PDT
by
BnBlFlag
(Deo Vindice/Semper Fidelis "Ya gotta saddle up your boys; Ya gotta draw a hard line")
To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
Imagine sitting down to a hearty plateful of 85 coke-stuffed condoms. That would trip my don’t-do-this switch so fast...
LOL!
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posted on
07/27/2010 7:11:18 AM PDT
by
BnBlFlag
(Deo Vindice/Semper Fidelis "Ya gotta saddle up your boys; Ya gotta draw a hard line")
To: BnBlFlag
Man Swallows 85 Condoms...
Safe mouth breeder protection...
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posted on
07/27/2010 7:15:29 AM PDT
by
LRS
(Just contracts; just laws; just a constitution...)
To: BnBlFlag
....and I thought I had a shatty job..........
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posted on
07/27/2010 7:16:00 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(When all else fails one must, "Release the Kraken!")
To: BnBlFlag
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posted on
07/27/2010 7:31:29 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Vendome
Was he cracked?!
Before or after?
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posted on
07/27/2010 7:36:35 AM PDT
by
BnBlFlag
(Deo Vindice/Semper Fidelis "Ya gotta saddle up your boys; Ya gotta draw a hard line")
To: BnBlFlag
HOUSTON — It took five hours and four minutes, but a suspected drug trafficker finally surrendered the spoils: 85 condoms of cocaine he allegedly swallowed and intended to smuggle from Houston to France
He “allegedly” swallowed?
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posted on
07/27/2010 7:39:35 AM PDT
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BnBlFlag
(Deo Vindice/Semper Fidelis "Ya gotta saddle up your boys; Ya gotta draw a hard line")
To: BnBlFlag
Hey, watch what you’re snorting there, buddy: you don’t know where that stuff’s been.
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posted on
07/27/2010 7:54:33 AM PDT
by
lurk
To: STONEWALLS
“passing thru” being the operative words here. :-)
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posted on
07/27/2010 8:18:19 AM PDT
by
NOVACPA
To: BnBlFlag
Why do I get a picture in my head of Slim Pickens in the movie 1941 trying to poop out the compass he swallowed so the Japs wouldn’t get it?
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posted on
07/27/2010 9:08:06 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
To: BnBlFlag
They should make this a contest for the State Fair.
What happens if a condom breaks? Do you OD?
To: BnBlFlag
Hmmm, I thought that clam chowder tasted funny.
To: BnBlFlag
It took five hours and four minutes, but a suspected drug trafficker finally surrendered the spoils I've been known to linger after the all you can eat chili bar, but five hours and four minutes is quite a sit down.
Wonder if who counted the kerplunks?
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posted on
07/27/2010 10:56:41 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(You older gentleman ever sit on your testicles? WOW, that hurts!!)
To: BnBlFlag; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Revolting cat!; Daffynition
The 42-year-old citizen of the African nation of Togo gave up 2.2 pounds of his illicit cargo while sitting on a special no-flow toilet under the eyes of federal agents and doctors at a local hospital. 
Is this the druggie version of that coffee that is made from wildcat poop?
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posted on
07/28/2010 8:09:50 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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