OMG...I wish I had my camera.
A rare instance of mate-displaced projection.
Has your wife ever accused you of being a fag? If not, ask her if she has ever thought it.
Such a comment doesn't just arise out of nowhere.
And she can't mean the posters on FR...well, because they are just distant voices--mirages.
I hate to break it to you, dude...but your wife thinks you are a fag.
LOL, sure. Got your psychology degree from Vassar, did we?