Just sell some more ketchup—that’ll cover it. Or better yet, just wave those 98 Purple Heart Medals around at the MA tax office and they’ll just faint in awe.
Every time I hear about Kerry and his Purple Heart collection I'm reminded of the episode of M*A*S*H where Frank Burns is awarded a Purple Heart for taking a "shell fragment". Turns out it was an egg shell fragment from a boiled egg in the mess hall.
Johnnny K., you can easily ketchup on your taxes. I think I hear a tiny violin playing...