[Dr. Eckleburg]

lol.

I would very much like an apology from a college professor of mine in journalism who told me to drop out if I didn't want to wake up in time to attend class.

Joke's on him. They graduated me anyway.

I'd also like an apology from Jacob Arminius. He screwed up the Reformation completely...almost. All to impress his father-in-law.

I'd like Seinfeld to apologize that he ended his show, and I'd like Ellen to apologize that she got another one.

While on the subject, I'd like whoever made Ellen the spokesperson for Cover Girl Make-up to have their head examined. She's the husband, for Pete's sake. Husbands don't wear make-up.

This feels really good. I'm going to have to apologize to all of you because I just might spend a lot of time adding to this list.

I want a big mea culpa from the electric company. My bills are ridiculous.

I want an apology from Macy's for increasing my credit limit.

I want an apology from someone for my shoe size. 10 1/2 narrow is not easy to find.

I've waited for years to get an apology from our sons' middle school who taught them how to put a condom on a banana without my permission. They now get all their potassium from orange juice.

I want an apology from google because every time I search "Calvin" the first 50 or so hits are negative.

I want an apology from all the obituary writers who said Michael Crichton was a pulp fiction author.

I'll get back to you...

Sorry.

[eyedigress]

Buy your shoes on-line, I prefer the NIKE 312630-14.

[betty boop]

Wonderful, Dr. E!

And thank you!

[xzins]

I’d like an apology from the braindead administrator in the publishing industry who decided the short story wasn’t worth publishing anymore.

[RnMomof7]

LOL.... great demands

[the_conscience]

This thread will be too much fun!

Now for the sorriest sum beach of all!

[count-your-change]

No apology but how would a very large check do? Keep checking your mailbox. It may take a while.

[Alamo-Girl]

LOLOL! Thanks for the ping!

[ThomasThomas]

Why isn’t this on the religious forum?

Or is Apologetics the art of apologies.?

[Christian_Capitalist]

While on the subject, I'd like whoever made Ellen the spokesperson for Cover Girl Make-up to have their head examined. She's the husband, for Pete's sake. Husbands don't wear make-up.

I have to admit, I really liked this particular zing.

[Alex Murphy]

I would very much like an apology from a college professor of mine in journalism....
I'd also like an apology from Jacob Arminius....
I'd like Seinfeld to apologize that he ended his show, and I'd like Ellen to apologize that she got another one....
I'm going to have to apologize to all of you because I just might spend a lot of time adding to this list....
I want an apology from Macy's for increasing my credit limit....
I want an apology from someone for my shoe size....
I've waited for years to get an apology from our sons' middle school....
I want an apology from google....
I want an apology from all the obituary writers....

"You owe me an apology."