(BHO) Michelle, look at this. If I did this kind of shit, it might raise my approval ratings. Wonder where I could git me a big, noisy treewacker or whatever the hell you call em and one uh them there cowman hats. Are there any trees need cuttin up in that damn yard in Chicago? What street's that house on agin? Quick! Get Rahm in here. Bet he know bout this stuff.
(MO) Oh, my! He's perspiring and has dirt on his clothing! Now, Barack, doan you go gittin no idee-ers. I doan want you gittin your nice suit and shirt filthy. Those nice white people in the White House laundry room won't be happy. Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, George Walker Bush! That president Bush sure has nice muscles and look damn fine in them there nice shades he gots on his eyeballs!