[Pearls Before Swine]

"I felt like there wasn't a big enough rock for me to crawl under,"

There probably wasn't.

That said, 300 pounds is probably borderline.

[frithguild]

That said, 300 pounds is probably borderline.

Maybe she is 4'9"?

[Wombat Ark]

Depends on how that 300 pounds is distributed. Maybe the airlines need a testing seat, like the devices for checking the size of your carry-on luggage. Of course, that would hardly be “discreet.”

[chiefqc]

Hey I have an idea for the airlines:

Narrow all seats to allow only those that weigh no more than 110 lbs. to fit, increase seating X 2 and then you can charge almost everyone for the extra seat.

[verity]

"That said, 300 pounds is probably borderline."

Way beyond the line if she is less than 5 feet tall. ;-)

[FreedomPoster]

She’s probably 5’2” and is so wide she won’t fit in a seat.

[JimRed]

That said, 300 pounds is probably borderline.

But a 300 pound NFL lineman's butt would probably fit in an airline seat; not that of a typical 300 pound female.

[raybbr]

That said, 300 pounds is probably borderline.

Borderline? She's fat - obese - to damn big to fit in a seat.

Borderline what?

[Mr Ramsbotham]

That said, 300 pounds is probably borderline.

Not if you're sitting next to it. I was on a Southwest flight a couple of years ago sitting in a window seat beside a guy who might have been right around 300. I told the stewardess that if he got any closer to me we were going to have to get married.