GASPPPPP!!!! To RACIST Arizona, no less! Why, I... Am... Appalled!
They should all come here - summer heat notwithstanding, the quality of life in Scottsdale and some other parts of suburban Phoenix is higher than in any part of suburban California.
Of course, I shouldn't say that because most of California's infinite supply of Range Rover-driving, round-glasses wearing, environment-saving liberal prick lawyers will want to move here. So the truth is: we have giant Gila Monsters lurking everywhere...just waiting to bite your little public school honor student kids in the butt. Don't come. Sheriff Joe will pull you over for displaying an Obama sticker, give you a ten question test on your loyalty to America, and arrest you if you don't answer right. And he'll deport your gardener every Monday. :)