I saw an interview with a black guy who went to a Tea Party. He said, "The only danger I was in was being hugged to death!"
lol Gotta luv it! :)
Or being overfed by people eager to welcome them. lol
"Have another beer? Have some more chicken or a burger! Get some of Momma's tater salad, it's the best. Don't be shy, fill that plate up again."