[Abathar]

Here’s a partial list:

* burglary
* theft
* embezzlement
* grand theft
* grand theft:dog
* identity theft
* false information to peace officer
* required to register as sex or arson offender
* dump waste or offensive matter
* discard appliance with lock
* loud music
* possess forged notes
* pass fictitious check
* obtain money by false voucher
* fraudulent use of access cards
* stolen license plate
* embezzlement by an employee (over $ 400)
* extortion
* attempted extortion
* false personification of other
* injure telephone/ power line
* interfere with power line
* unauthorized cable tv connection
* vandalism
* administer/expose poison to another’s

Even the tiny bit of the dark side I carry is getting a chuckle out of this, imagine what the gangs there are thinking and planning.

[Enterprise]

I see they have several felonies on the list.

I suppose though they will still write speeding tickets and arrest people who don't have a CCW permit. If the old hack were to be serious about crime responses, he should just say the Oakland PD will not respond to misdemeanor complaints unless there is an actual injury, including "Domestic Violence" allegations.