I asked the poster to source his claims, that's all.
As you are making claims "...and will perform none of it's jobs well." without any ability to substantiate the comment.
Unless you're willing to stake your reputation on it...
That's no debateable.
No machine can be bastardized to perform as well as one built specifically for the task.
Simply can't be done, and no amount of corporate mealy-mouthing will make it so.