Comin' right up! You want an RC Cola and a Moon Pie with that, sir? We're out of forty acres and a mule but would an Escalade with big azz rims be OK?
Editor: It seems to me that any number of countries in Africa are begging for this kind of enlightened leadership, people with goals! Also, what happened to the yellow? All I saw was black, red and brown. There have to be some of the 1 billion + yellow guys who have an axe to grind.
You forgot: "And we don't have to help pay for any of these things."