You are just a big meanie, don’t you know that Ron Paul just wants to save your soul? Those Repubics and Demorats are agents of Satan herself and God looks at how you vote to put you in the book of life. Only one person has ever delivered as many babies as Ron Paul, and that is Thomas Jefferson himself. No one has ever multi-tasked like Ron Paul. Heck, he is a congressman while having his own show on Bravo (Drag Race).
Ron Paul will save us, he will make sure spam and wild shrimp are in every refrigerator. He will end all wars and teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. He would like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company.
Anyone who speaks ill of Dr. Ron Paul is just an agent of Satan, or Pepsi.
Finally, someone who understands.