ER’s must be overwhelmed with gerbilectomies.
Without their fresh, healthy gerbils those San Franciscans are going to just rot and die from the ground up eh.
Years ago I saw a story (and I bet you did too, by your commnent), about a gay “couple” treated for burns at a hospital in California, which involved a gerbil. Do you remember it? I would love to find it and print it out, people don’t believe me when I tell them about it; I think it was hilarious.
If gerbiles are outlawed, only outlaws will have gerbiles!