Here lib
Posted on 07/08/2010 5:42:50 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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"Hey, President Obama," he spits out the name like a mouthful of burning hair. "You ain't black. I don't care what you say—you're a latte. You're half whole-milk. It could be goat milk—you could be a terrorist!" I am too busy losing my mind to catch the next joke, which is about Ted Kennedy's brain cancer. Aaaaand we're off.
Gallagher is upset about a lot of things. Young people with their sagging pants (in faintly coded racist terms, he explains that this is why the jails are overcrowded—because "their" baggy pants make it too hard for "them" to run from the cops). [...] Guantánamo Bay: "We weren't even allowed to torture all the way. We had to half-torture—that's nothin' compared to what Saddam and his two sons OOFAY and GOOFAY did." Lesbians: "There's two types—the ugly ones and the pretty ones." (Um, like all people?) Obama again: "If Obama was really black, he'd act like a black guy and get a white wife." Michael Vick: "Poor Michael Vick." Women's lib: "These women told you they wanna be equal—they DON'T." Trans people: "People like Cher's daughter—figure that out. She wants a penis, but she has a big belly. If you can't see your dick, you don't get one."
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Above all, everything is gay, gay, gay to Gallagher. He leans into it with the borderline-nonsensical, icked-out, ignorant glee of a boy—or the protest-too-much vigor of a GOP senator. Gallagher delivers your Bible verse for the day: "Without God, we are nothing but dust. What is butt dust? Is that what you get if your homosexual isn't properly lubricated?" He relates a story about spilling mouthwash onto his crotch during a show: "Lucky for me, there was no homosexuals in the area—'cause my balls was minty fresh."
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Ping!
....just don’t forget to bring your plastic shield.........
‘my balls was minty fresh’. That line made me chuckle.
save for later
Downright vulgar, and disgusting. I hope I can stop laughing before noon.
I never really paid much attention to him before, saw a few of his skits like most folks. Now I’ll make it a point to pay to see him if he comes to our area.
The libs sure don’t like it when a comedian gets off the farm do they? George Lopez and the rest can spew all they want about W., and its all in the name of “comedy”. Shoe gets on the other foot, and they don’t think its so funny anymore.
Yeah me too!
the lib @$$hat who wrote this needs to a head tenderizing session with a sledge-o-matic.
Once upon a time, I did a morning radio show in DC with Gallagher. He showed up at the front door of the station on the day of the failed Iranian hostage rescue mission.
Quite a bit of comic relief there. :)
That was some funny stuff. I had some laughs before I get to work for the day!
Here lib
I think this writer should get a grip. Doesn't he know that this is just comedy? What's he going to write next? That Wanda Sykes really wants to kill Rush Limbaugh or Chris Rock shouldn't call George Bush a "retard"?
The left is certainly bitter. They have no sense of humor.
Yeah me too!
Ditto! How... LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! awful! He's (*SNORT*) repulsive! ROFLMAO!!!
I’m guessing the author of the article doesn’t agree with Mr. Gallagher?
Indeed. A former boss of mine used to circulate articles like this via e-mail, under a "Please join me in objecting to this outrage..." subject line. :-)
I have always enjoyed Gallagher, good to see he is getting under the skin of the left. Take a look at the comments under the hit piece, excuse me...article. It is hilarious.
From his website:
* Bill and Hillary confuse America. Who has the cajones in that family? Since they’re both politicians, I think they’ve made a deal and they each have one.
* A President Hillary would confuse state dinners too. After a meal, couples like to walk and talk. Usually the men talk and the women talk. But Hillary would need to talk to the man with power. That leaves Bill to talk to the wife and that’s not smart for anybody.
* Well-known ana-wreck-sick Nicole Richie had to stop trying to breast feed her new baby when the poor little thing’s cheeks collapsed and mamma’ was treated for a hickie on her tittie.
* Don’t send money to rebuild New Orleans, send dirt. You don’t look up at a river!
* How does a slut feel? Whore-a-ble.
* If we dump anti-freeze down the drains why are we surprised the poles are melting? Duh!
* Why don’t kids pull up their pants? They can’t run from the cops with their pants half off. Duh!
* Why do girls put a butterfly over their butt? There’s no nectar down there.
* There’s a sign on the side of the road that explains why we fart. It says,”Gas...Food Lodging.”
* Why does it say “On” and “Off” on a light switch? If it’s on you can see it’s on and if it’s off, you can’t see to read.
* Well we elected Bush because he was the kinda guy you could have a beer with and now things are so bad we’re drinking. Happy now?
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