You don't actually live here in Illinois like I do, do you?
If you did, you'd know that the urban majority in this state are full of government cheese eating, welfare check grabbing, gang-banging crack-heads that have been ruining this state for years.
It used to be that those of us with the means could move out of C(r)ook County and get on with our lives, leaving those crack-head gang-bangers to their own evil devices in that shithole called Chicago, but now it's spread out here.
So it's time to pick up again, and this time move the hell out of this God forsaken state.
I believe you—I used to live in Boston, MA.