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To: Enterprise

I honestly want to know. Am I a Saltine or a Ritz?


4 posted on 07/07/2010 9:44:26 PM PDT by ScoopAmma (We are led by the Resident -in Chief; aka part-time member of Webelo Troop 44)
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To: ScoopAmma

It’s tough to categorize anyone’s cracker status. Personally, I’m kind of an animal cracker.


12 posted on 07/07/2010 9:54:39 PM PDT by Enterprise (As a disaster unfolds, a putz putts.)
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To: ScoopAmma

Do you tan easily? If so, you are a Ritz. If you tend to burn or turn red instead of tan then you are a saltine.
Sincerely,

Saltine Ransomnote


17 posted on 07/07/2010 10:01:13 PM PDT by ransomnote
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