[john drake]

Great story, that makes my day. I’ve hated those evil birds for thirty years or ever how long they’ve been protected. When they cross the street and expect traffic to sit still, I’ve seen a couple of truckers make haste and mash ‘em. I poke ‘em along as to get through but I’ll be damned getting into an accident to avoid hitting one.

[dennisw]

Great story, that makes my day. I’ve hated those evil birds for thirty years or ever how long they’ve been protected. When they cross the street and expect traffic to sit still, I’ve seen a couple of truckers make haste and mash ‘em. I poke ‘em along as to get through but I’ll be damned getting into an accident to avoid hitting one.

Years ago at 6AM I drove through some pigeons, trying to off a few. I'll admit I had imbibed a few the night before
Anyways I broke my car's plastic grill and was out $60 to replace it

Pigeons are so filthy, are the only birds I hate. I like Canada geese but they need to be thinned way way back. Why do chuckle head libs always cave into animals overwhelming them? It's nutty and bizarre.