Hey, you know that big yellow thing that rises in the east and sets in the west? On sunny days go outside in shorts (or if you have a high fence, in your birthday suit) whenever you get a chance between, say 11:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. and lie down. Flip over after 15-20 minutes and cook a another 15-20 minutes on the other side. And Obummer and the dems haven’t figured out a way to tax it yet! (I’m sure they’re working on it, however.) Of course, this only works in Ohio between the months of May and September or so.
Yeah we get between 5 and 10 totally sunny days/month during the spring and summer.